Now we all know that Twilight has a large (and deluded) fan base. As a Whedon fan I have no problem with vampire stories, I don't even have issues with "nice" vampires. However I think Twilight sucks and if you were at, or have seen videos of comic con this year (where many, many people walked around all weekend with Twilight ruined comic con signs) then you'll know I'm not the only one who despises all things Edward Cullen.
So here's my list of why Twilight sucks... for any misguided individuals who (live in bizarro world and) think Twilight resembles something g.. go.. good (Ugh I feel dirty even typing it :P )
1. Bella has NO life at all, she does NOTHING for herself and her entire life is about creepy-stalker-mo... I mean eh, Edward. Basically her character is non existent, she's just there to serve the (also non existent) plot.
2. Vampires' sparkle, are you kidding... SPARKLE!
3. There is NO character development and the characters lack any sort of depth, if they had any it might not have been AS bad. Don't know what deserves the most blame for this... the unimaginative writing or the downright talentless acting. (Stephen King said that Stephanie Meyer can’t write ‘worth a darn’.)
4. The fans think that it's the best thing they have ever seen/read... They obviously have never turned on their TVs or read anything ever. I dare you to find something worse written.
5. Angel would so kick Edward's ass and Buffy thinks he's weird and creepy
If you have anything to add please leave a comment... I know I've already thought of several more.
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